Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Denied

I, Brandon McCoy, winner of bartending competitions leading to tattoos on my arms, who recently purchased a house with earnings from bartending, who, when called upon, switched jobs to be a bartender elsewhere for the sake of others, who, when not making sweet rock and/or roll, makes sweet martini's and shots, and other lovely cocktails...

.....was just turned away at the liquor permit renewal office.....

meaning, i can wait tables only, and i cant even take alcohol to tables, let alone toss bottles in the air or pour wonderful, frothy beer.

now this problem is only temporary until i get the proper paperwork taken care of, but i was still quite offended. and on the plus side, i think i am only working like 3 or 4 more days this month, so i have some time.
There was a side of me that wanted to say "do you know who i am?!"
then i realized that i was at a government office and they hate everyone, including their own offspring.
Dont believe me?
have you ever heard anyone say, "so i was at the DMV today, and the people who work there are just so pleasant, I love getting my drivers license renewed."

yea i havent either.

Wow, i just got scared about universal healthcare...
not that scared. Mitt Romney is satan.

10 comments:

Andrew said...

dayum. what was the reason they gave for denying you your god-given right to make makers manhattans and the like?

B said...

fuckin paperwork, just little stuff that is pointless.

k-10 said...

As you may know, I strongly dis-like many governmental offices, in particular the DMV. I share your pain and rejoice jointly in the fact that Matt Blunt will not be running for re-election. Let us all thank God for that.

sara said...

"winner of bartending competitions leading to tattoos on my arms"

do esplain.

B said...

The tree tattoo is only inked on because of the competition i won in september.

Andrew said...

one of my favorite quotes of my wife, ever:

"I'll vote for Ron Paul if he eliminates the fucking DMV."

Anonymous said...

you should whipped out your third member...and said, "how's that for paperwork?!"

B said...

sick. arent you in a Christian band?

k-10 said...

Who are these crazies who are drawn to our blog? B--please keep it in the cage.

Anonymous said...

i am denying you as well.